MY LIFE IS A PORNO lyrics

[Intro]
Uh yo that dropped out what the f*ck?
How do I, hang on…
Oh there we go
sh*ts f*ckin' banging, okay, yo
Yeah, uh, first up I’d just like to say
f*ck you, Thomas
Look at me now
Up in f*cking Zef Studios, South Africa
Where are you?
Still living at your mum’s house
Anyway, tell her I say hi

[Verse]
Yo my life is a porno
Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow
Like this one chick with the fat bum and the tight little corn rolls
Woke me up and said: “Smiley I’ve got a sore throat”
“And sore bum from last night”, yeah, I’ve got a fat di*k
When she first saw it she was like, “It’s f*ckin' gigantic!”
In the candlelight, I made the vibe all nice and romantic
She was way impressed, she said: “I’ve never sucked a di*k that big!”
I don’t really like skinny b*tches, I prefer thicker chicks
My di*k's obviously not small, but Ninjas got a bigger di*k
His di*k is a miracle, I can’t take my eyes off it
I promise I’m not gay, but I kind’ve admire it
I respect Ninja a lot 'cause he is a really good rhymer
When we hit the town, we drown in a f*ckin' sea of vagina
I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice
Plus all the girls there really like f*cking famous guys
I like girls company, but I’m also happy to stay at home
All day alone, high as f*ck, wanking to Game Of Thrones
I really miss Khaleesi, Game of Thrones was my favorite show
If I dated her, we wouldn’t f*ck straight away, we’d just take it slow
Girls think I’m mysterious 'cause I f*ck with a mask on
I’m not a 2 minute noodle, yeah baby, I last long
'Cause if a girl doesn’t come, then, I feel like a failure
Smiley, a young OG from Australia