(Intro) Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire lyrics

[Intro]
Imagine a world with no heteros
Got Apple Pay on my telephone
I'm on my way to get my pills
Gone to drag brunch with all my girls

[Verse 1]
I screamed, I woke up
I'm covered with cold sweat
That guy! Yes, that heterosexual guy!
His hands were on my thighs
We were in a sh*tty club
Surrounded by a sea of his hetero friends!

[Interlude]
LGBT
OBGYN
If you know, you know
If you don't, you don't

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'causе I'm bored (Bored)
c*nty (c*nty)
Sexy (Sеxy)
[Verse 2]
I f*ck around till figure out but they get in my way
Got me traumatized, I cry a lot until it goes away
Chase me to the club at 2 o'clock and I am already drunk
Push me to the wall, emotional, but I don't give a f*ck

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy (Messy)
Funny (Funny)
Scary (Scary)

[Bridge]
Rhinestones? True
Pronouns? True
Dry bar? Not true
But margaritas? True
Crop top? True
Haus Labs? True
Sephora? Not true
But what is even true?

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm bored (Bored)
c*nty (c*nty)
Sexy (Sexy)
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy (Messy)
Funny (Funny)
Scary (Scary)
[Outro]
(Let's hope heteros fail, learn, retire)