Facts (Gay Parody) lyrics

[Verse 1: KolossalKocks]
This booty authentic
Controversial
No BBL
di*k and pearls
They can’t handle my message ‘cause I’m the straightest homocentric rapper in the whole f*cking world
My semen is tasteless? Yeah, right
My booty is dyed sperm white
If every c*ck tasty, go lick it
I guess every c*mshot is fair
And every bootyhole is ripe
I don’t wanna twerk for folks who ain’t naked
Throat goat, don’t choke
See scrote and go wet it
Pro choice go down, slam bro like pro wrestling
Let’s paint poles brown, that hole no protection
Where is American ass at?
We rally the booties at BangBros
We storm into to town with p*nis in chase
We leaving the rubble in rainbows

[Pre-Chorus: KolossalKocks]
When we jack
We don’t wipe it on our clothes
We embrace the suds
Let it dribble down our throats
Ding-a-ling is fun, firehouse with the hose
We be hunting thugs in the club and we turn them into hoes
[Chorus: KolossalKocks]
Best believe we gonna get you
Moaning loud while we caress you
You can cry, you can scream
Try to hide in the sheets
You can’t turn to the police
There is no one to protect you
I don’t care I won’t pretend to
I won’t stop until I’ve bent you
Let’s just keep it real
It don’t matter how you feel
Man, booty so profound on a man
Trap a man down in my sex room

[Verse 2: Hepatitis G]
His di*k in my ass
I got the scat
My husband a n*gga, his p*nis is black
Homie, I’m gay, I’m covered in crap
You f*cking around? Then yo cheeks gonna clap
Suck on my chode, smell all my farts
You’re fixing up to come play with my parts
My p*nis gon’ stiffen, I’ll give you that fission
Dawg, I’mma leave your ass with a scar!
I’m finding dudes on the internet
Their anal section I’ll stick a chair in
And I suck c*ck with hepatitis
And I’ll leave your butt barren
Nikki, I’d like you if you had a fat c*ck
Man, this sh*t was f*cking trash
Ears are bleeding for blocks
[Pre-Chorus: KolossalKocks]
When we jack
We don’t wipe it on our clothes
We embrace the suds
Let it dribble down our throats
Ding-a-ling is fun, firehouse with the hose
We be hunting thugs in the club and we turn them into hoes

[Chorus: KolossalKocks]
Best believe we gonna get you
Moaning loud while we caress you
You can cry, you can scream
Try to hide in the sheets
You can’t turn to the police
There is no one to protect you
I don’t care I won’t pretend to
I won’t stop until I’ve bent you
Let’s just keep it real
It don’t matter how you feel
Man, booty so profound on a man
Trap a man down in my sex room

[Bridge: KolossalKocks]
You bad, you bad, you bad
I guess it’s cool for me to di*k ‘em while his balls is in my hand
You sad, you sad, you sad
n*ggas think they with a b*tch but just feel meat when they ‘den grabbed
You mad, you mad, you mad
You blaming everybody else for the c*ck jammed in yo ass
You sad, you sad, you sad
I won’t ever say I’m sorry for the prostates ripped in half
[Chorus: KolossalKocks]
Best believe we gonna get you
Moaning loud while we caress you
You can cry, you can scream
Try to hide in the sheets
You can’t turn to the police
There is no one to protect you
I don’t care I won’t pretend to
I won’t stop until I’ve bent you
Let’s just keep it real
It don’t matter how you feel
Man, booty so profound on a man
Trap a man down in my sex room