Skit lyrics

[Skit]
Ladies and gentlemen
I bring to you myself, Jarren Benton
Thats my f*cking government
I go by that sh*t because it's like I can't find anything that fits me but me
Look here I'm just a mother f*cking weirdo that loves music
You know, let me tell you a true story
I just had a mo f*cking, I just had a interview at L.A. Reid and a bunch of Def Jam executives right?
I'm all amped like this is my moment right? this is my moment this is my f*cking moment
I rap for two f*cking songs or whatever and the n*gga L.A. Reid wouldn't look at me in the eye
And it was like. dont look at me mother f*cker, you're not on my level yet you son of a b*tch
I jump on the mother f*cking table this n*gga rip his f*ckin paper like this kid is a f*cking disgrace, get him the f*ck outta here
But I walked outta that mother f*cker like damn i f*cked an oppurtunity up
So this is me startin to f*ck over man, f*ck that oppurtunity man
If the sh*t ain't f*ckin hip for me it ain't meant for me
But you can't stop Jarren Benton