Print Money lyrics

[Intro]
"So uh, we might have to let certain businesses fail."
"What?! We can't let businesses fail, we've got vested interests! To the Money Machine! Print money!"

[Verse 1]
Fellas, fellas, I got a plan
We'll pull a 2008 again
I know our profits are getting killed
But the taxpayer will foot the bill
Let's f*ck up the economy
Let's end up like Weimar Germany
Print money! (Dime)
Three, two, one...

[Verse 2]
What happens, when countries run out of cash?
They either go commie, or they go fash
Million dollars for a loaf of bread?
Can't wait to bash in my neighbor's head!

[Chorus]
Print money! (Hoorah, hoorah!)
Print money! (Hoorah, hoorah!)

[Verse 3]
Here's a magic trick I think you'll really love
Take all your money, cut half of it up
The government pulls another caper
Soon your dollar's toilet paper

[Chorus]
(Print money!) "Yo man, uh, uh..."
(Print money!) "The-the numbers goin' down..."
(Print money!) "It-It's not supposed to happen..."
(Print money!) "Wh-what's going on?"

[Post-Chorus]
"Don't worry, I got a solution!"
"Wh-what's that?"
[Chorus]
(Print money!) "Oh!"
(Print money!) "Why didn't I think of that?"
(Print money!) "That makes sense!"
(Print that money, print-print that money!)
(Print money!) "I forgot we just made this up!"
(Print money!) "We could do whatever the f*ck we want!"
(Print money!) "We are the government!"
(Print that money, print-print that money, print money!)

[Outro]
"Uh, come to think of it, I'm just gonna print a billion dollars!
I'm gonna print a billion dollars, a billion times!
I'm giving everyone a billion dollars!
This is a flawless-there's no flaws in this plan!"