The j*rk Off Song lyrics

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Just wanna j*rk in my bed (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Don't feel like picking up my cell
'Cause I'll be j*rking off like hell
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Post-Chorus]
Just j*rking off

[Verse 1]
Gonna kick my shoes off, then pull down my pants
Find some good porn, then lube up my hands
Hope I don't get caught by Mom again (It's called "knocking")
Get a text from my Dad, In the middle of twerking
Put it out my mind, but it really ain't workin'
Now I'm thinking 'bout my f*ckin' Dad (Goddamnit!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, yes, I'm rubbin'
I'm tuggin', I think I'm 'bout to blast

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Just wanna j*rk in my bed (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Don't feel like picking up my cell
'Cause I'll be j*rking off like hell
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
[Post-Chorus]
Just j*rking off
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah
Just j*rking off
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah

[Verse 2]
Tomorrow, I'll wake up, get my junk up and stretch
Ice it down for a while, then start beating again
And imma scream out, "This is great!" (Oh my God, this is great!)
Lookin' at midget porn on my father's PC
Better clear the history, or he'll be p*ssed at me
I'm sorry pops, my wiener just can't wait (I have a problem)

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, yes, I'm rubbin'
I'm tuggin', I think I'm 'bout to blast

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Just wanna j*rk in my bed (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Don't feel like picking up my cell
'Cause I'll be j*rking off like hell
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Post-Chorus]
Just j*rking off
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah
Just j*rking off
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah