All That Matters Parody lyrics

[Justin] Oh oh, this whole year I've been stoned off my ass
So bad that I grew this ratstache, it makes me look manly
[Girl] No it actually, makes you look sleazy
[Justin] Oh oh, whenever I'm wearing this boy dress
It feels like I'm missing my p*nis, yeah
And my shirt's so oversized
It makes me look like a twelve year old girl, oh yeah yeah

[Justin] You think I'm spoiled
A self absorbed privileged brat
You hit me right on the head
Who in the hell just threw that?
I'm p*ssing in this bucket to make the working man cry
If you are not rich you should die

[Justin] I'm all that matters to me, yeah yeah
Don't care about nobody else
I'm in love with myself
I am pure conceit
Stop throwing bottles at me
Ow ow, throw another one and I will scream
Fine I'm leaving this scene
I won't use my feet, these black guys will walk for me

[Justin] Check out this pic. Don't I look so fine?
Here's me and Will Smith. God I'm so tight
[Girl] Will you please stop forcing me to, look at your dumb pics
I cannot take it
[Justin] oh oh,I wrote in Anne Frank's ledger
Thought she would have been a Belieber
[Anne] You are worse than a Nazi
I would never Belieb in you, you douche!
[Justin] I do graffiti, speed in my Ferrari
I even spit on my fans, if they get too close to me
I'm so cool that some creep got surgery to look like me
But the surgeon failed terribly
I just went thru puberty, yeah yeah
That's why I'm acting sexual
In which hole does my p*nis go?
[Girl] That's it! I'm leaving!
[Justin] Nobody walks out on me
You b*tch, black guys come carry me away
I want sex and I will pay
Let's go on vacay
Brazil is calling my name