Hot Dog Condom Style lyrics

[Intro]
Hot dog condom style
Condom style

[Verse 1]
I'm in a stable because horses make me horny
Cold pee in my glass, spit it on this boy dancing by me
I'm getting stiff, now that kid's dancing between my knees
Why the hell is this child with me?
Semen in the air
Blowing on me and these two ladies, shooting everywhere
It feels so good against my body, semen in the air
It's pretty much like a bukkake
Shooting through the air, shooting everywhere

[Pre-Chorus]
With a fat man inside a sauna
Resting my head (Hey) on his shoulder (Hey)
Now I am dancing on a tennis court
With a sl*t (Hey), I'm on a bus (Hey)
Now these two guys behind me are gonna blow up

[Chorus]
Hot dog condom style
Condom style
Hot, hot-hot-hot, hotdog condom style
Condom style
Hot, hot-hot-hot, hotdog condom style
Hey, sexy horsey!
Hot, hot-hot-hot, hotdog condom style
I want your booty
Hot, hot-hot-hot
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
[Verse 2]
Shaking my butthole with some freakshow dressed in yellow
Cannot tell if it's a man or if it is a lesbo
Please pull down your pants, I want to see what you got below
Is it sausage or is it taco?
I'm in an elevator
Underneath this happy guy's crotch, I'm in an elevator
Look at him now, he's thrusting his c*ck on an elevator
This whole song makes no frickin' sense, does it?
I'm on a toilet, I just took a sh*t

[Pre-Chorus]
I am creeping around the subway
I see a girl (Hey) that can I grope (Hey)
I am reaching to touch her boobies
In slow-mo (Hey), I do it slow (Hey)
Maybe if I do it real slow, she will not know

[Chorus]
Hot dog condom style
Condom style
Hot, hot-hot-hot, hotdog condom style
Condom style
Hot, hot-hot-hot, hotdog condom style
Hey, sexy horsey!
Hot, hot-hot-hot, hotdog condom style
I want your booty
Hot, hot-hot-hot
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
[Outro]
Hot dog condom style