Lips Are Movin Parody lyrics

[Intro: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
My new single has the exact same beat as
"All About That Bass" had it's just a bit faster
And this video's trash it is just a rehash
Of the vid for that smash it's just not quite as good

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor, Alx James as Director]
I feel dizzy from paint fume
Can't he spray paint this in a different room
Meghan this production wraps at noon, So just sing your stupid tune!
They're doing these extreme close-ups of my lips
It's guaranteed to make you squeamish
These sets were made by a little kid
That's why they look like sh*t

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor, Denis Kochkin & Danny Amaral De Matos as Dancers]
In my last song I attacked women with skinny thighs
And mocked them for their size
Now in this song I say all men ever do is lie
You're not nice!

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
This video
Is just a commercial
For this new HP tablet
They gave me cash
Millions of dollars
To pretend I use this piece of sh*t
I didn't spend
Much on production
That's why this video looks so cheap
My fame and success
Might not last much longer
So that cash I'm gonna keep
[Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor, GloZell, Olga Kay & Alx James as Themselves]
To drive online traffic
In key demographics
We should use this tactic
Fill this vid with webstars
The fans are devoted
They will promote it
Wait a second, hold it, is that why we're here, Bart?!

[Interlude: GloZell as Herself]
Oh, I see how you is you just usin' us for views, huh?!

[Verse 2: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor, Jack Douglass & Yousef Erakat Two Sided Suit Guys]
Every time a man makes a sound
He's definitely lying
Whoa! Hey! That's a generalization
You're men so your both lying (Whoa!)

[Pre-Chorus: Alan Green as Santa, Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
Meghan it's not fair to say that all men lie lie lie
Some are naughty, some are nice
Here's my naughty and nice list
Some are good guys
You're a man so you lie

[Chorus: Christophe Zajac-Denek as Elf, Denis Kochkin, Danny Amaral De Matos, Shaniece Cole & Taylor Jayne as Dancers, Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
Santa is dead! (Dead!)
He was killed by Meghan (You b*tch!)
But Christmas must still go on (Still go on)
Since you killed him (Killed him)
You must replace him
Put on this Santa suit and be gone
I have a plan
To get my revenge
On all the stupid men and boys
It's the perfect gift
For everyone of them
Much better than Christmas toys
[Outro video skit: Markiplier as Brad, Denis Kochkin as Angry Kid, Christianna Reinhardt as Christmas Mom]
Well what do we have here Timmy, looks like you got a present from Santa Claus
Ooh gimme gimme.....What the f*ck? An HP? THAT bast*rd GOT ME AN HP. AH I WANTED AN iPad. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
Oh we are
Really Brad, you got him an HP?
I didn't get that OK? I-
I want a divorce, merry Christmas as*h*le
Honey! No wait! I didn't do it! It wasn't me it was.. Who did get that?