Hello Kitty Parody lyrics

[Intro: Bart Baker as Avril Lavigne]
I'm a psycho, pale germaphobe
Don't, don't, don't, don't touch me!
The sun is burning me!

[Verse 1: Avril Lavigne, Fan #1]
I can't stand sunlight
It's been ten years since I've been outside
You can take a pic, but don't come near me
(Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah)
My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant
Get this vampire away from me
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 2: Avril Lavigne, Man #1]
I don't need your judgment
The guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough sh*t already
(Your husband's music sucks!)
I used to be punk rock
But now I'm trying to act J-pop
My career's dead, someone help me
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus: Avril Lavigne]
This video's so bad
The lyrics are so sad
That Hello Kitty has banned me
I am so immature
Dressed up like I am four
Am I a rocker or anime?
I'm so co-co-confused
[Drop: Joshua Sowden as Skrillex]
You stole my haircut and skin tone
And my dubstep style, you ho
This song is a horrible joke
These lyrics fit on a Post-It note

[Verse 2: Avril Lavigne, Backup Dancer #1, All Backup Dancers]
This vid is so racist
Made my dancers look cloned and brainless
'Cause they all look alike to me
(Is this b*tch serious?)
Paid them tons of money
To stereotype their country
(We bring dishonor to family)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus: Man #2, Avril Lavigne]
Calm down, Ms. Lavigne
I don't carry disease
You look extremely sickly
Someone kill this guy dead
He just touched my forehead
Get me disinfected right now, please
I, I, I, I can't breathe!

[Drop: Chef, Avril Lavigne]
Why are you moving like a cartoon?
Because that's what Japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this
Get out of here, you damn racist
[Chorus: Adam Dorsey as Chad Kroeger, Avril Lavigne]
Avril, you must stop this
Everybody hates it
Even more than they despise Nickelback
I think we were way off
Dubstep J-pop's not hot
The way back to the top is rap
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!