Wiggle Parody lyrics

[Intro: Omar Gharaibeh as Snoop Dogg & Lamorne Morris as Jason Derulo]
Hey yo, Jason!
Wake yo ass up!
We got a video to shoot today
Aww, sh*t, but I got no lyrics
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls that I forgot to write words for my own song
Man, you one dumbass muthaf*cka
Wait, I got it!

[Chorus 1: Jason Derulo & Gsnaps as Sassy Party/Bedroom Girl]
I make a whole song about big, fat butts
And I'll call it "Wiggle"
Dude, that is pitiful
That's the best I could do
Hip-hop music is screwed
Schwing!

[Verse 1: Jason Derulo & Party Guest 1]
I've had like seventeen top-ten hits
But most people still don't know me from sh*t
Wait, hold the hell up, you aren't Chris Brown?
No, I'm Jason Derulo
Who? I'm out

[Pre-Chorus 1: Jason Derulo & John ''jacksfilms' Douglass as Angry Rooftop Critic]
Hot dammit (Woo)
Who ate my damn ham sandwich? (Woo)
That might be the worst lyric (Woo)
Ever written in music
[Chorus 2: Snoop Dogg & Jason Derulo]
Snoop, quit spying on all the young girls' butts
But I'm a pervizzle
Love the way they jiggle
Think my little pickle
Has grown into a missile
That's disgusting!

[Verse 2: Jason Derulo & Party Guest 2]
I'm almost halfway through this dumb song
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn't done sh*t but act like a creep
He's here 'cause he's much more famous than me

[Pre-Chorus 2: Jason Derulo & Snoop Dogg]
You're skinny
Don't potheads get the munchies?
Hell yeah!
Did you eat my ham sandwich?
Hell no
Are you anorexic?

[Chorus 3: Snoop Dogg, Jason Derulo & Bart Baker as Ne-Yo]
And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
Those ain't word imbecile
They are words my nizzle
Check the dictionizzle
Schwing!
[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]
My raps are so lame lately 'cause I'm lazy
Rap on any piece of sh*t pop song long as you pay me
Check these hoes they couldn't be hotter, just so
Sad they young enough to be my granddaughters, pedo
Completely sold out long ago about a billion bongs ago
That's why I rap on crap like this, I'm so high I don't even know
Cliche spewin's what I'm doing, no integrity
Used to be a gangsta, now I'm just a joke that's not funny

[Bridge: Jason Derulo & Aziz Muinde as Chris Brown, JorDance & Michael Parker as Backup Singers]
Who's that jailbird?
I'm Chris Brown (It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown!)
You straight up jacked my look and sound (Look and sound, look and sound, look and sound!)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don't fight guys!

[Chorus 4: The Wiggles, Jason Derulo, Markiplier as Purple Wiggle, Curtis Lepore as Blue Wiggle, *Logan Paul as Red Wiggle*, **RJ Brookens Jr. as Corrupted Kid**]
Stop this song right now or we'll kick your butts!
Oh sh*t, it's the Wiggles
This song is crap, you ruined our name, di*khole
With this damn track, now when kids search "Wiggles"
*They just find ass, massive butts that jiggle*
What's wrong with that?
**Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle**
[Outro: Corrupted Kid]
Damn, baby, you've got a bright future behind you