Elastic Heart Parody lyrics

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb
You'll be so grateful when it's done
Shia Lebeouf doesn't have much on
He looks like a half naked dirty bum
And this little blonde girl is such a freak
With such an odd limber physique

The whole thing's just them in a cage
Doing this paedophile ballet
"Hey creep, get away!"
"I'm twelve, you're twenty-eight!"
No-one's going to understand what this is
They're gonna think we're geniuses!
Your underwear's dirty and smells really putrid
I'm method acting, that's my sh*t

Good god you're so disgusting!
Sia, why aren't you in this thing?
I don't appear in videos
Or face the audience at shows
Do you hate when folks watch you sing?
No it's a pretentious art thing
Besides, I'd rather people watch this
You two dancing like idiots

Hey! A mini- me but without boobs
And a creep whose beard looks like pubes
This does not seem legal!
This is art you as*h*le!
Who are you guys?
We are the fbi!
Put the twelve year old down now Shia
You're under arrest for dancing with a young child
Hands up right now paedophile!
Don't arrest him, this was all my idea!
Who the hell are you?
I am Sia
If this paedo video was made by you
I guess we will arrest you too!
There's no need to arrest me
I tweeted an apology!