Uptown Funk! Parody lyrics

[Intro]
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do da! (Aw, ow!)

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Bruno Mars]
This song is lazy it just rips off the 80's
Back when all funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts
Every nostril
Had some white-nose candy in it
And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes

[Refrain: Bart Baker as Bruno Mars, The Hooligans, Aron Korney as StreetKorner Guy, I. Elijah Baughman as StreetKorner Guy's buddy, *jacksfilms as Mark Ronson*]
I'm too high (Just snort)
That guy looks like Michael Jackson
I'm 5'5' (That's short)
That's not a man, that's a lesbian
Who's that guy? (Some dork)
*I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson!*
This looks like New York
But it's just a cheap run-down movie set

[Pre-Chorus: Bruno Mars, Jordan Drankoski as Lady Passing Buy, Alexandra Brewer as Second Lady Passing Buy, The Hooligans]
Girls walking by ignore us (Ew!)
Walk by and just ignore us (Ew!)
This song has no real chorus (True!)
It's just me and these four guys clappin'
Looking into the camera clappin'
Something cool is about to happen
We're gonna dance while the cameraman
Spins the camera around
Spin it!
[Chorus: Bruno Mars, The Hooligans, & Mark Ronson]
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Mark don't try to get down!
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
White boy dance like a clown
Why? Because I'm not brown?
Hey, don't have a meltdown!
Please let me hang around!
Okay, fine, just

[Verse 2: Bruno Mars, The Hooligans, Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars & The Hooligans]
Stop, come walk with me
Just don't dance Ronson you're too sh*tty
Bruno, please, sign this check
To buy a car that’s a wreck!
Which we'll dance 'round in the street without gettin’ in it
Can I please dance with you guys now?
No, Mark Ronson, you keep sittin'

[Refrain: Bruno Mars, Mark Ronson, & Aron Korney as Shoe Shiner]
I'm too hot (You're wet)
The sweat's turning my pink jacket red
Could you stop dancin'?
I'm trying to shine your shoes you cokehead!
Now we've got (Up top)
Old lady hair rollers on our heads
We look like grandmas
And my damn nose is bloody from the blow
[Pre-Chorus: Nupeir Garrett as Jamareo Artis, Bruno Mars, The Hooligans, Mark Ronson, & *Christoff Ryjin as Michael Jackson*]
I was on a computer (Ooh!)
And I read a strange rumor (Ooh!)
You're Michael Jackson Jr.! (Ooh!)
So is it true was he your father?
That would be an amazing honor
That can't be they're different colors!
*Back from the dead to clear up this sh*t
But first, grab your own di*k and dance!*

[Chorus: Michael Jackson]
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
One more time grab your di*k! (Heehee!)
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Time for rumors is done
Yes, I have one more son
And the world will be stunned
To learn you are the one
I’m your father!

[Outro Skit: Bruno Mars, Michael Jackson, & Mark Ronson]
Oh my God!
I knew it!
I'm Michael Jackson's son!
The rumors were true!
No, not you!
Him, Mark Ronson!
Yes!
That means I'm black!
I can dance!
Heh, in your face, guys!
Aw, ow!