Blurred Lines Parody lyrics

[Intro: Kingsley as Pharrell]
This song totally sucks
This song totally sucks
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Robin Thicke, Pharrell]
Come over here if you want to get raped (Hey girl, come here)
By a creepy wannabe Timberlake
Maybe I'm going deaf (Hey, hey, hey)
Or maybe I'm just high Hey, hey, hey
But "no" means "yes" in my mind (This song totally sucks)

[Pre-Chorus: Robin Thicke, Ollie Baker as Model #1]
This song and video will make you wanna take a
Knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea
So overhyped, it's absurd (Hey, hey, hey)
Makes me seem like a huge perv (Hey, hey, hey)
Because you are a huge perv (Hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus: Robin Thicke, Pharrell]
And now it's time for stupid hashtags
That say my last name
It's extremely lame
Here's what they should say
I'm a douchebag who thinks he's so smooth
Everyone's dancing except me, I'm way too cool
I'm going blind
That's my excuse when
I am accused of molesting women
'Cause I'm a sc*mbag
Who wrote this concept?
Nothing happening, makes any damn sense
(There's a car on your butt!)
[Verse 2: Robin Thicke with Pharrell, Morgan De Loera as Model #2]
Now let's watch T.I. dance like a dirty old man
Who just sh*t in his pants
I really want to f*ck this goat
Now here's a crappy (Hey, hey, hey)
Attempt at funny (Hey, hey, hey)
What rhymes with "funny"?
A lot of stuff, idiot!

[Chorus: Robin Thicke, Jessica Endres as Model #3, Pharrell]
What the hell's wrong with this blonde girl?
Humping a stuffed dog?
Could this video get any more wrong?
Hey, come here girl
I have a big D
If a guy has to say that
It means it's small and diseased
You just got your ass served

[Verse 3: Page Kennedy and Todrick Hall as T.I.]
Somebody, please tell me
What the hell am I doing in this vid? I mean
Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
To brushing white chicks' hair like a total creep
And what the hell's with Pharrell's outfit?
He look like he from outer space in this silver sh*t
This video's wack and this song's overplayed
Come on, dude, stop hashtagging your name!
[Verse 4: theDEVYNdeloera as Preggo Girl, Robin Thicke, T.I. & Pharrell]
Robin, you as*h*le
I'm preggo with your baby
Even though I said "no"
You knocked me up anyway
But the lines were blurred (Hey, hey, hey)
They totally weren't (Hey, hey, hey)
You're just a bast*rd! (Hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus: Sam Macaroni as Hashtag Police, Pharrell, Robin Thicke, Dave Days as PETA member, *George T. Kimmel IV as a police officer*, **Jerome Hamilton as Preggo Girl's father**]
Ok, that's enough, everyone freeze (Who the hell is this shmuck?)
I'm a hashtag cop
This hashtag abuse is against the law
I'm not kidding
Someone, turn that sh*t off!
I am warning you, stop or I will shoot
Okay, that's it dude
Pharrell, hands up (What the hell did I do?)
You're under arrest (For what?)
For soliciting goat sex
*Put your hands behind your head*
**Thicke, you are dead** (Who the f*ck is this dude?)
**This is my daughter
You got her preggers
Time to meet my fist, j*rk!**
[Outro: Robin Thicke, Preggo Girl's daughter]
What the hell?!
Payback's a b*tch
#OWNED