Pillowtalk Parody lyrics

[Part 1: Pillowtalk]

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as ZAYN]
I am free!
I'm free from One Direction
Free to make
Songs about my erection

[Pre-Chorus 1: ZAYN, Jake Paul as Niall Horan & Neels Visser as Harry Styles]
I dyed my hair blonde and I’m wearing leather
I do what I want unlike back when
One Direction was still together
I just don't give a f*ck, see I did not shave
I look like I might be stoned too
Did you notice I cussed? This is the new Zayn
We've got to stop him! Yes, we do!

[Chorus 1: ZAYN, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Twan Kuyper as Louis Tomlinson & *Alex Farnham as Liam Payne*]
I made a song about sex!
And the vid’s getting more views than most 1D vids do
What's up with these effects?
Whoever's editing this is on something
Is that a bouquet?
*And what's with your spike face?*
Why don't you have clothes on?
Whoever made this is a moron
*I just can't believe Zayn made a sex song*
[Verse 2: ZAYN]
I'm adult
And now that I have proved it
If I want, to do something I'll do it

[Pre-Chorus 2: ZAYN, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, & Liam Payne]
I’ll stay up all night watching the TV
It’s past 1 am! Who's that hot chick?
He’s watching an R-rated movie! Ugh
Now that I'm an adult I'm going to vape
I even got a face tattoo

[Chorus 2: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson & Liam Payne]
I can't believe Zayn did this!
He was from a pop boy band
Now he acts like a grown man
And he’s got a huge hit
I guess it can pay off to be an adult
Maybe we should grow up, do all that grown-up stuff
I say yes, what the heck?
Just wait 'til Zayn sees what 1D do next
Maybe we all could even try having sex!

[Part 2: Grown Up Being Bad]

[Verse: One Direction]
We're four boys being bad
Gonna stay up late, gonna play grab ass
We got guns, drugs, and face tats
We're grown up, being bad!
[Skit: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, ZAYN, One Direction]
I don't understand. Why isn't our video blowing up like Zayn's?
Everybody hates it! We're losing all our fans!
Wow! You guys are real, f*cking idiots!
Oh, and by the way, this isn't even a real tattoo
1D? More like Dumb-D!
AHHHHH!

[Outro: One Direction]
We're grown up, being bad!