I Should Have Worn a Condom lyrics

[Intro Skit: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO & Bart Baker as Angry Ex]
I'm sexy and I'm Homeless!
I'm sexy and I'm Homeless! (Music stops)
Where's my f*cking child support ya homeless f*ck!?!?
You got me pregnant, gave me every disease in the book, and I haven't seen a dime from your sorry ass!!!!!!
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?!?

[Intro: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
I Should Have Worn a Condom!

[Verse 1: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
I’m a dirty, old bum looking for anything to bone
Got my di*k in my hand and headed to the glory hole (Glory Hole!)
It don’t matter what you look like as long as you’re asleep with me
All the girls get mad when I give them my STDs

[Chorus: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms
[Verse 2: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
Baby, baby, babies
Got so many babies
That’s there John, that’s Tyrone and over there is Isaac
I should have worn a rubber
‘Cause now they live in dumpsters
On top of that I gave the clap to all their f*cking mothers
Check my style, take a good look, I’m broke, b*tch
I can’t pay child support, I’m f*cking broke, b*tch
Gettin’ brained in the alley from a possum
I Should Have Worn a Condom!

[Bridge: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
If you wake up with a bunch of bumps
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
And if you black out and you don’t pull out
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
And if you throw up because you got crabs chump
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
And if she has a hissy fit from your syphilis
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Goddamn! These crabs and syphilis’ killing me!
Hope my di*k don’t fall off
[Chorus: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms