Teenie Weenie (Eenie Meenie Parody) lyrics

[Refrain: Austin Smith as Shlong Kingston & Bart Baker as Justin Wiener]
Teenie Weenie it won't grow
Think it ran away from home
If you find it, if, if, if you find it, let me know

[Verse 1: Shlong Kingston]
She cannot find it, it's sucked inside
I'm like an asian, stereotyped
I wiz on my nut, don't swat my fly
Wider than Justin's

[Pre-Chorus: Shlong Kingston]
You've seen lots of types, the tree trunk and meat sword
But you laugh at my little chode
Ima show it some fight, and pump and extend it
So I can turn this needle into a bone

[Chorus 1: Shlong Kingston]
At least it's really wide, wide, wide, wide, wide
Can't see it from the side, side, side, side, side
Be careful when we grind, grind, grind, grind
It's kind of fragile for a small littlе stump
Oh you can find a teenie weenie under thе covers
Sadly I have a teenie weenie my pubes discovered
Damnit I have a teenie weenie and the girls hate it
Yah they be spreadin pictures of it all over thee net
Woah oh oh oha ho
[Verse 2: Justin Wiener]
Let me show you how its shrunken, like a grain of rice
Better grab that microscope, so you dont strain your eyes
I masturbate with tweezers, on lonely nights
But I'm bigger than Kingston

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Wiener]
You seem like the type to twerk em and squirt em
But you will not touch my baby dong
So give me the night and a pack of extenze pills
I can turn this meal worm into king kong

[Chorus 2: Justin Wiener]
I lose it all the time, time, time, time, time
Thin as a piece of twine twine, twine, twine, twine
Be careful when you grind grind, grind, grind, grind
Its nothing more than just a small little stub
Because I have a teenie weenie and I can't find it
Its so damn small sometimes I mistake it for a tooth pick
O yes I have a teenie weenie and the girls hate it
They always point and giggle at me when I display it
Woah oh oh oha ho

[Refrain: Shlong Kingston & Justin Wiener]
Teenie Weenie it won't grow
See it with a telescope
If you find it, if, if, if you find it, let me know