Booty (Parody) lyrics

[Intro: Jennifer Lopez]
Here's another sh*tty song about booty
No thought went into this crap, it's just booty
It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie"
Makes "Anaconda" seem like
A masterpiece

[Verse 1: Jennifer Lopez]
It's pitiful, my new single
Is just one more mindless bore
About butts, this is getting old
I am a mother, I should know better
Than to star in soft porn
Showing off my ancient keister

[Pre-Chorus: Jennifer Lopez]
I was once the hottest young diva
Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
To be in this because she's popular
Why is this albino famous?

[Chorus: Jennifer Lopez, Lorde]
This is the lamest song yet about booty
Literally the whole vid is just booty
It's pathetic what you ladies are doing
Portraying women as nothing more than sex-crazed meat!
[Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez]
I'm so shallow that I actually
Took out an insurance policy on my huge tushy
For twenty-seven million dolares
Makes my ass worth more cash
Than P. Diddy made off Biggie

[Pre-Chorus: Jennifer Lopez]
Now I will cover my ass in lube
And thrust up and down like I am seizuring
I'll do anything to get cheap YouTube views
That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty
Please don't let my children see this!

[Verse 3: Iggy Azalea]
My big booty starring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty"
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex, Ben (Someone help me!)
Another song about big booty
It's sad and pathetic fo sure
But I did it cause I've liked this old dame since
She danced on "In Living Color"
She's still a pretty sexy lady
Even though she pushed out a few babies
She got a few grey pubes, but that ain't
Nothing can't be fixed with some Brazilian shaving!
Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay
Ain't no point in saying words, no one's listening anyway
Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap
Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap
(Fart sound effects)
Hey, check it out J.Lo
Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat ass?
[Bridge: Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez/Iggy Azalea/Nicki Minaj]
The three biggest butts in music
Time to join forces we'll rule the charts
Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might
We are the Illuminati of booty

[Chorus: Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, All]
I am Iggy, I am J.Lo, I'm Nicki
From this day forward we'll rule by committee
Making sure pop music always stays sh*tty
That way we will always be on top winning