sl*tty Friday lyrics

[Intro: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Woooh-oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
7:00 AM, waking up really horny
Gotta be fresh, talking about downstairs
Gotta take the pill, gotta have cereal
Take a huge dump in the toilet bowl
Wipe my ass, pick my mole
Now I gotta get down to the bus stop
F*** taking the bus
I see a weird man

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
He's j*rkin' in the front seat
Trying to abduct me
I'm wearing crotchless panties
Which seat do I take?

[Interlude: Andrew Krajewski as Shrimp Guy]
Come here, girl, go ahead, get in my car
Get in my car, come herе

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
It's Friday, Friday
I'm so sl*tty on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekеnd, Friday
Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday
Four days after Monday, two past Wednesday
It's Friday
[Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Partyin', partyin'!
Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

[Interlude: Andrew Krajewski as Shrimp Guy]
Stop! Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Shut up!
Wait, wait... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
If today is Friday
What was yesterday?

[Bridge: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today, it is Friday, Friday
Wee, wee, wee, I just went wee-wee
I got excited and p*ssed my panties today
Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards
And then, it's Monday and Tuesday
And then it becomes Wednesday, which is followed by Thursday
And then it's Friday again!

[Verse 2: Andrew Krajewski as Shrimp Guy]
j*rkin' meat in the front seat
Kid in the back seat, drinking shrimp juice, puking
Fast lane, switching lanes
Car up my side
Passing by a school bus in front of me
Wing-wong, wing-wong, check out my ding-ding
Check my time, Friday, weekend
We gonna get sl*tty, come on, come on y'all
Oh, you little boys and girls, come on, get in my car
I got enough shrimp juice for everybody
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
It's Friday, Friday
I'm so whiny on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend, Friday
Friday, Friday, I'm so sl*tty on Friday
Four days after Monday, two past Wednesday
It's Friday

[Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Partyin', partyin'!
Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

[Outro: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Just another sl*tty Friday