We Can’t Stop Parody lyrics

[Intro: Bart Baker as Announcer]
Her name’s Miley, she started on Disney
Used to be so innocent and so sweet
But now all she wants to do is party
Put in fake golden teeth
And act really trashy

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus]
This song is to let everybody know
I’m totally out of control
And I try to pick up more black fans
By acting ratchet
And shaking my ass
Tweeting skanky pics every day
Check out my va-jay-jay
And I’m gonna twerk all night
All I need’s my crack pipe, alright!

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Isabel Rogers as Fan 1 and Darrien Skyler as Fan 2]
So la-da-di-da-di, who has some molly?
Give it to Miley
Because I really love drugs
Miley’s so cool, Let’s do drugs too!

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus]
I am desperate (Woah) for attention (Woah)
That is why I made this video acting like a classless sex-crazed hoe
I was country (Woah), now I’m sl*tty (Woah)
If it wasn’t for my daddy
I’d be flipping burgers at Wendy’s, yeah, yeah
[Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Announcer]
Her name’s Miley and she got a haircut (Ooh)
Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres (Ooh)
She’s having an identity crisis (Ooh)
Hannah Montana must have really messed her up (Ayy)

[Verse 2: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Shanna Malcolm as Twerk Girl 1 and Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth]
With my homegirls shaking my fat ass
We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat
I mean, come on, you a rich white chick
This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist
This is Liam Hemsworth, my finance
Honey, please stop acting like a drunk skank
I’m so high and horny
Gonna make out with a Barbie

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus and Pool Partiers]
So la-da-di-da-dum, I stick out my tongue
More than anyone
Because I think it looks hot
No, it does not, goddammit, stop

[Chorus: Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth, Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus and Shane Dawson as Amanda Bynes]
This is softcore (Woah)
Internet porn (Woah)
Shut up, Liam, and pour me more wine
Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?
You’re all ugly (Woah)
Compared to me (Woah)
Especially Miley and Drake
At least I’m not a bipolar Twitter whore fake
You skank!
[Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Announcer]
Oh snap, Amanda just tackled Miley
Now those crazy b*tches are wrestling
This is one extremely messed up party
Oh sh*t, Miley just ripped out Amanda’s piercings
God, please help us now they both are twerkin’
And both of their mouths just started foamin’
Looks like they did way too much heroin
I am done narratin’ this is too disgustin’
Ayy

[Outro Skit: Kashuna Perfected as Twerk Girl 2 and Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth]
So, uh, you're marrying that?
Unfortunately
Mhm