What Makes You Beautiful Parody lyrics

[Verse 1: Hiimrawn as Liam Payne]
Check out my hair, isn’t it cute?
I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Harry Styles]
Our manager says we have to act straight
Even though we’re all gay

[Chorus: 1D, Sam Macaroni as Manager, Edward Vilderman as Louis Tomlinson, Blake Asbury as Mace Guy]
We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
But secretly what we’re looking for is some di*k
Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
Get away you psycho’s I have some mase
Damn that blow-oh-oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful
No no no! Get lost you drugged up homos!

[Verse 2: Alex Farnham as Zayn Malik, Manager]
We’re playing sports so we seem straight
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah
You need the gas for record sales
So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
[Pre-Chorus: Harry Styles]
Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like p*nis

[Chorus: 1D, Steve Greene as Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Manager, *Harry Styles*]
We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all-day
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate
I'm gonna think about you
I'm gonna think about you too
God damn it guys please stop being gay
99% of your fans are straight ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away
*Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time*
There's a girl go and act like straight guys

[Bridge: 1D, Manager]
Na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na
Yes, yes-yes-yes, yes-yes, yes

[Chorus: Harry Styles, Jerome Hamilton as David Hasselhoff, Manager]
Hey girl, I'm supposed to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
Hey there boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine
Yeah, let's go that sounds so so magical
No, no, no, do not go over to his home
Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful