Used To Be a Guy (Parody of ”Love the Way You Lie”) lyrics

[Chorus: Alan as Eminem's Grandma]
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright, because I got rid of my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Eminem]
You can't tell he used to be my gramps
You can only tell cause he's ladylike
He took scissors and cut off his man pipe
Got double D's, applies lipstick all night
It's so wrong that it kinda looks right
High off of drugs, changed his name to Kate
She likes to huff paint all day while she masturbates
Seeing him in makeup really brings me down
Miniskirts and no panties when she hits the town
Why can't we go back to the way it was?
When you was my grandpa, and I was your grandson
Having two grandmas is rеally tough
And what's with the red hair?
Are you f**kin' nuts?
Usеd to be Superman with the wind on your back
Now you look like Lois Lane and you don't have a sack
Come over here, Grandpa, look me in the eyeball
I can't believe you turned into my grandma
[Chorus: Alan as Eminem's Grandma]
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright, because I got rid of my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy

[Verse 2: Austin Smith as Eminem's Brother]
I love my papi so much, I can barely breathe
Now instead of farts, I hear him smashin' queefs
Got a butcher love bug, he's hiding away the monstrosity
Braggin' about his kitty and titties
Makin' b*tchy-ass faces, screwing away to higher places
Takin' boy toys to the ball game for hot dogs and lemonade
Gets mad and claims he's on the rack
Two grannies, a whole hamper full of panties
The face of an old grump and a wig and makeup
Forgot to take his meds and he won't shut up
Everyone in town thinks he's old and gay
So he picks fights outside of Old Country Buffet
My friends say I got a gilf
As he's strutting through the mall in his fancy high heels
I guess in the end, I'm glad for my papi
He's horny, he's happy, he's got a hot body
[Chorus: Alan as Eminem's Grandma]
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright, because I got rid of my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy