My Cat (94) lyrics

[Intro]
My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
pus*y cat

[Verse 1]
When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
He can waterski

[Pre-Chorus]
My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pus*y superstar!

[Refrain]
My cat
Cool cat

[Verse 2]
My cat is everywhere
Sees what he can see
He may not be an actor
We watch him on TV
[Pre-Chorus]
My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pus*y superstar!

[Chorus]
My cat isn’t crazy
He's everything to me
My cat reads the bible
And he thinks it’s so funny
He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

[Bridge]
I’d f*ck him if I could

[Refrain]
My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
pus*y cat!

[Verse 3]
When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
He can waterski
[Pre-Chorus]
My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pus*y superstar!

[Chorus]
My cat isn’t crazy
He's everything to me
My cat reads the bible
And he thinks its so funny
He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

[Outro]
My cat is handsome
He can play the guitar
He can sometimes even fix the blender!
He can eat a whole watermelon!
My cat, my cat!