MAGIC! lyrics

[Intro: KIL & EGOVERT]
Hello, welcome to the magic show!
You’re a wizard, KIL!
Ayy, drink this f*ckin’ potion, bruh (Bah, dun, dun, dun)
Yeah, yeah
With the flick of this wand!
Avada Kedavra, you're dead
AH! AH!
Hey KIL, you're a f*ckin’ wizard, dude!
Bruh, my mom cancelled my Wizard 101 account
*Sword slice* $ensei

[Hook: KIL]
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra, you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad b*tch
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra, you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad b*tch
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic I put that sh*t on automatic
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic, I put that sh*t on automatic
[Verse 1: KIL, EGOVERT]
Abracadabra, then I'm at your casa (Abracadabra)
Flickin' my wand in her face, Harry Potter (Gang! [?])
Climb up on my wood, like you an iguana ([?])
And I make her moan, then we watchin' Moana (Disney!)
Doper than Molly, and alcohol problems ([?])
Coke and the rest of the pills in your bottle ([?])
Whenever I see you it's mano-e-mano ([?])
But when it's your girl, she like, “Come te llamas?” (What's your name?)
Ta-da! She wanna (Huh? What?)
Go on her knees, like I’m Allah (Okay, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
f*ck it then, call them cops up
I don’t get caught up, smokin' marijuana ([?])
Mama, I wanna (What?)
Tell you I'm sorry 'cause I'm a (I apologize)
Wizard, and I'm on the roster ([?])
To go on the train that's going to Hogwarts (Woah, skrrt, skrrt!)

[Hook: KIL]
Poof! Magic (Wow!)
Abracadabra you vanish (Wow, wow!)
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit (Yeah, yeah)
Expecto Patronum on my bad b*tch (Skrrt, skrrt)
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum on my bad b*tch
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic I put that sh*t on automatic
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic I put that sh*t on automatic
[Verse 2: EGOVERT]
I said pick a card
Any card!
I don’t smoke no f*ckin’ dope
It smell like fart
I was off a bar up at the park
Then Simba barked
Heard the chopper it went, "La, la, la"
Like opera (Say what?)
I didn’t like the way he was speaking to me
So I was like, "Hey dude, what the heck?"
Roll up with a blizzy, make the b*tch say, "What?"
She a fiend for the di*k, she give up sex
Mom called me down for lunch, smelled like fried chicken
But it taste like Percocet
Used to pop five xans at the Popeyes, popped out
And I ain’t even break a sweat

[Hook: KIL & EGOVERT]
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad b*tch
Poof!, Magic (Alakazam!)
Abracadabra you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad b*tch
[Outro: EGOVERT]
You’re a wizard, KIL
Hehehe