Intro (Welcome 2 Calintrico) lyrics

(Through the ages of time)
EK: What?
(I've been known for my hate)
EK: Cool
(But I'm a dealer of simple choices
For me it's never too late)
EK: Nobody gives a f*ck
(Agent of wealth, bearer of needs--)
*Changing channels*
(Ugh, and it's a sad occasion because well the football season ends on Sunday, so tomorrow...)
J: Oh God
EK: f*ck yo football!
(...tailgate brought to you by Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of...)
EK: Talk about the snow
(...Thursdays with Will Kennedy from channel 3 and--)
*Changes channel*
(Their fingerprints are everywhere, but they pretend they're not--)
EK: What the f*ck?!
J: What have you done?
EK: *Humming* I'm playing Mario
J: Sonic The Hedgehog dude
(Chasing after--)
J: Okay, yeah I'm good
EK: Chasing after the golden rings!
(...Peac*ck at the center for sights and get that free consultation--)
J: Oh sh*t, I'll be going to a peac*ck confrontation
*Changes channel*
J: Oh my goodness, there's nothing on
EK: What the f*ck?!
J: You choose something
EK: Radio!
(...rotisserie chicken and two pound potato salad...)
EK: Nobody gives a f*ck about your dumb ass chicken
(Smile because it's cooked--)
EK: Shut up, just shut up