I’ve got issues with your tissues lyrics

I've got issues with your tissues
How you throw them on the floor
I've got issues with your tissues
Please don't that anymore
I've got issues with your tissues
That's not what a floor is for
If you don't take heed
Then I might need
To stick them on your door

I've got issues with your tissues
And I wanted you to know
I've got issues with your tissues
You should put them where you go
I've got issues with your tissues
So the next time that you blow
Would it be a crime
To take the time
To make sure they don't show?

Everybody now and then needs to clean their nose
But there's really just one place where that grossness goes

I've got issues with your tissues
I'm sorry to repeat
I've got issues with your tissues
When they meet my naked feet
I've got issues with your tissues
When they're crumpled where I eat
To find them there
Or anywhere
Is not much of a treat
I've got issues with your tissues
I'm sorry to complain
I've got issues with your tissues
Yes, they're really quite a pain
I've got issues with your tissues
Is it really such a strain
To do your best
With my request?
You're driving me insane

Everybody now and then needs to clean their nose
But there's really just one place where that grossness goes
And that place is not between my toes

I've got issues with your tissues
How you throw them on the floor
I've got issues with your tissues
Please don't that anymore
I've got issues with your tissues
That's not what a floor is for
If you don't take heed
Then I might need
To stick them on your door

If you don't take heed
Then I might need
To stick them on your door