An Introduction lyrics

Hey, Paul, who's this f*ckin' guy
That looks like Goldilocks over here?
Tell him to get on his knees and blow me, you know what I'm f*ckin' sayin'? Goddamn, Paul

Paul Barman
Are there any more questions?
Of course
I guess I should extrapolate on that
God, it was so damn fun
I know you guys think I was just a nervous wreck the whole time
But after we got into it a little bit it was just super damn fun
(The ladies adore me, usually)
And I even wear deodorant now, just in case, like
('Cause I rain on them)
Just in case I'm in the booth for a while
Yeah
My sex life is pathetic
There's nothing to tell that's why I fantasize in 4 out of 5 f*ckin' songs

There's always a joker in the pack
There's always a lonely clown
The-

Alright, this Paul Barman ex-am I saying it right?
Paul Barkman? Barman?
Ok Paul Barman. Paul Barman
At least I know how to say his name
Everybody else needs to be f*cking up his name lately
They call him like Paul Barkman
f*cking Charles? I dunno where they get these f*cking names from
His name is Paul Barman, how hard is that?