[Verse 1]
I like di*k a ton
And some balls, foreskin, and perineum (that's the taint!)
And I guess right now well I'll suck you son
And then call your friends to come dump and run
On them balls I'll hum
If you're hung or cut
Even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong!
With your cream of some young guy
Gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong)
I even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
'Cause i want you to go down there
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!)
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
And I keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
And I keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[Verse 2]
No shade, no tea
I'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
Want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
With no queso please
di*k cheese makes me wheeze
And I also like BBC:
Big Black c*ck please
If you don't get down
Brothers gather round (c'mere!)
What can do for you, f*ck me boo, hell bring your crew
So fun, let me spit my gum
Go ahead and stare
I'll suck 'em all
While takin pics on my phone (f*ckin' Verizon)
di*kpig from the start, sperm-laden sharts
Oops, I'ma change my thong!
(Don't be rounding' up!)