Surfonthesehoes.wav lyrics

[Intro]
Xhris2Eazy powered up? That's a f*cking scary sight
Now we posted at yo' crib but won't come out when it's night
Grr, grr, Xhris2Eazy on the f*cking beat, grr
Real f*cking vibes [?] motherf*ckin' beat, you feel me? (Grrr)
Sick and tired of these n*ggas talking, they be chatting
n*gga
All this, they be yapping
(Doo, doo, doo) f*ck all that, Xhris2Eazy in the f*cking cut, we dont f*ck around
Look, look, look
(Doo, doo, doo)

[Verse]
Had to cut these n*ggas off, all they tell is lies
She be asking where I'm at, b*tch, I'm posted with my guys
Making big bank, I said f*ck the suit and tie
And that b*tch be extra wet, dripping like a slip and slide
pus*y boy can't get inside, stuck outside
Walk into the function high, walk into the function fried
Xhris2Eazy powered up? That's a f*cking scary sight
Now we posted at yo' crib but won't come out when it's night
Swear these n*ggas filled with fright, way too high, can't reach my height
Glasses on like Wesley Snipes, power up, like I'm All Might
n*ggas talking sh*t but I know they always gon' bite
f*cking on that b*tch, she riding my di*k just like it's a bike
[Refrain]
n*ggas talk sh*t, n*ggas talk smack but I ain't reacting
Clutching the grip, there go her lip, she calling me "Captain"
All on my di*k, don't know what you jacking
f*ck and I dip, I'm running and blasting
Come with the zips, you say you be trapping
Come with some clips, you say you be packing (*Gunshot*)
(What?)
Looking for statements, why they be hating? I cannot laugh it off
Watch how I surf on these hoes, I'm feeling like I was Dave Hasselhoff
I don't wanna cuff, I don't wanna f*ck, I said she could jack me off
I hit with no rubber, if she is my wifey, I might even pass it off
Looking for statements, why they be hating? I cannot laugh it off (I love you, Xhris2Eazy)

[Refrain]
Watch how I surf on these hoes, I'm feeling like I was Dave Hasselhoff
I don't wanna cuff, I don't wanna f*ck, I said she could jack me off
I hit with no rubber, she is my wifey, I might even pass it off
n*ggas talk sh*t, n*ggas talk smack but I ain't reacting
Clutching the grip, there go her lip, she calling me "Captain"
All on my di*k, don't know what you jacking
f*ck and I dip, I'm running and blasting
Come with the zips, you say you be trapping
Come with some clips, you say you be packing
Looking for statements, why they be hating? I cannot laugh it off
Watch how I surf on these hoes, I'm feeling like I was Dave Hasselhoff
I don't wanna cuff, I don't wanna f*ck, I said she could jack me off
I hit with no rubber, if she is my wifey, I might even pass it off
[Outro]
Had to cut these n*ggas off, all they tell is lies
She be asking where I'm at, b*tch, I'm posted with my guys
Making big bank, I said f*ck the suit and tie
And that b*tch be extra wet, dripping like a slip and slide
pus*y boy can't get inside, stuck outside
Walk into the function high, walk into the function fried
Xhris2Eazy powered up? That's a f*cking scary sight
Now we posted at yo crib but won't come out when it's night