13th Century Cowboy Is A Fat Loser Lol lyrics
by TzarBombah
[Intro]
Do you wanna know an amazing f*cking feeling?
Like something so f*cking spectacular
I just gotta f*cking brag about it
Waking up in the morning
And NOT being an oversensitive fat f*ck
It's f*ckING spectacular
And like, I shower everyday
And I trim my f*cking hair
And y'know, I DON'T look like I'm homeless
Because I put in 30 minutes of f*cking effort everyday
And it just feels so f*cking great
[Verse 1]
13th Century Cowboy, he's a mediocre trick
He throws a little tantrum if you say he's a little thick
Reddit level buzzwords thrown like cope and seethe, it's sick
A fat f*cking retard, the whole ICG consists
[Chorus]
He runs a f*cking discord, it consists of little girls
Hе's fishing off their compliments, he's in anothеr world
He's fat and f*cking grotesque and we know he f*cking stinks
He's a fat f*cking loser and I bet that he loves kids
[Verse 2]
13th Century Cowboy, man, his music's f*cking sick
The same generic incelcore with simplified lyrics
The thought of being an incel, for some reason gives him pride
I hate to say that he won't get laid, and the reason is he's wide
[Chorus]
He runs a f*cking discord, it consists of little girls
He's fishing off their compliments, he's in another world
He's fat and f*cking grotesque and we know he f*cking stinks
He's a fat f*cking loser and I bet that he loves kids