MethTown USA lyrics

Found a house real cheap foreclosed
On the side of a town in the South East region
I'm really curious why my neighbor's house
Burned down in a small explosion

I don't understand why the kids here have
More teeth than the adults
I've been here four f*cking days
And someone's stolen my lawn mower!

I never thought I'd get this down
'Cause now I'm living in a meth town
If you're out at night, don't make a sound
Or else you'll gain more clientele

Half the town, they share the same last name
'Cause now we're living in a meth town
And the other half's first cousin's mate

I reckon it didn't take long
For me to regret this decision
Teenagers stealing rims
They look as old as senior citizens

My- my neighborhood watch
Consists of slingblade and his sister
My neighbor's f*cking chicken coop's
Been mooching off my f*cking cable!
I never thought I'd get this down
'Cause now I'm living in a meth town
If you're out at night, don't make a sound
Or else you'll gain more clientele

Half the town, they share the same last name
'Cause now we're living in a meth town
And the other half's first cousin's mate
MethTown USA!