Wibbling Rivalry lyrics

[Interview: John Harris, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher]
How do you feel about the fact that already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being, er, kind of rock'n'roll animals?
I'm into it, me. I'm into it, but at the end of the day, like he says, the cheeky c*nt, I go home and get a clip off me mam. Know what I mean? And I do. She clips me 'round the head and goes, "I'll have you wrong, you little tinker?"
Did you get a clip after Amsterdam?
Oh yeah, I get it all the time. You know what I mean, she looks at me and goes, "You f*ckin' daft bast*rd."
But you know what I mean, you've got to get over it, you know what I mean?
It's not a- it's a reputation, right, that-
I like the way it's bubbling up. It's reminding me of the Roses all over again. I like that, me. I want to get two thousand people in a nice f*ckin' gaff who are there to see you, not f*ckin' go...
No, no, no, 'ere y'are
I want to be there to go, yeah and act like a f*cking baller
Woah, 'ere y'are. Hang on a minute. That's not what he's on about.
He is.
He's on about a reputation, about getting thrown off f*ckin' ferries
Yeah, but that's part of it, that's what's bubbling up, that's what's bubbling...
Oh, sure, yeah, but...
How do you feel about the fact that that's what's spoken of them. Or it was, sort of...
The thing about getting thrown off ferries, blah, blah, blah, and getting deported is something that I'm not proud about because...
Well I am, la. It was f*cking boss
Yeah, alright. Well if you're, right
Johnny Rotten
Right, well, if you're p-, right, well if, if you're proud about getting thrown off ferries, then why don't you go and support West Ham and get the f*ck out of my band and go and be a football hooligan, right? 'Cause we're musicians, right? We're not football hooligans.
You're only gutted 'cause you was in bed f*ckin' reading your f*ckin' books...
No, not at all. Listen. No, listen. He says, right... Here's a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell, right...
He's a f*ckin'...'nother f*ckin'...
Shut up, you di*k. Right, he gets off the ferry after getting f*ckin' deported. I'm left in Amsterdam with me di*k out like a f*ckin' spare prick at a f*ckin' wedding...
It was a bad move, you know...
Shut up! Shut up! Right, he gets off the ferry and Marcus says, "What are you f*ckin' doing?", you know, "What the f*ck is going..."
Wonderful, magical, wonderful
What you doin' all that? And he says, right, "These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry...to get..."
No I don't
Shut up. These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off...
No I don't, shut up
Shut the f*ck up, man! These lot think- am I gonna have to say this part or are you gonna shut up? These lot think it's rock and roll to get thrown off a ferry, right, to come into hotel foyers to get everybody at it an to go- shut up- They start thinking, "Hey, it's rock 'n' roll." Do you know what my manager said to him? He said, "Nah. Rock'n'roll is going to Amsterdam, doing your gig, playing your music, that's rock 'n' roll", right, and coming back and saying "you blew 'em away." Not getting thrown off the ferry like some f*ckin' scouse schlepper with your f*ckin', with being handcuffed. That's football hooliganism
No it isn't...
And I won't stand for it
No it isn't... To- hey, sit! Come on, hey!
And listen, they all got fined a thousand pound each
We didn't at all
Yes, you f*ckin' did
We didn't at all
Yes, you did
You can stick your thousands pounds right up your f*ckin’ arse 'till it comes out your f*ckin' big toe
I will do that. You- you have bought me a couch
But you probably think it's... Will you answer me? Are you up for being seen as bad lads or anything?
No, I'm not up for, no, no, I'm not, I'm not up for being
He's not up for- no! He's a f*cking... you know what I mean, he's like... He's like Big Bird, Big Bird!
Shut the f*ck up... f*ckin'... shut up! I'm not up for being seen as a bad lad, I'm just up for being seen as me. And what happened on that boat, right, is we got, had a few drinks and that's because I like drinking. And I love it. I'm all into it.
You can't drink, you di*khead!
Who can't drink? Well f*cking, where the f*ck did it go? It went right in there, and I dealt with it
Mark, 'ere y'are! Woah! Mark! Mark
The man himself, hey, shut up! Shut the f*ck up!
We need to focus, man, I don't know what to do
Now, listen, right, now listen, right. And I'm not, I'm not saying, right, I'm not saying I'm proud of what happened, but...that is what happened. That's what occured on that night. And it's like what f*ckin' Bobby Gillespie said, he come up with something and he goes "I'm sick of all these f*ckin' bands who, who ain't got, who don't get in situations and that no more." The last band that got in proper sh*t was the Pistols, and that, and they'd go out and, like, something would happen. And that's all it is, that's the way we are, or the way I am. I always go out and meet some...
That's bullsh*t. Bullsh*t. Bullsh*t. Bullsh*t!
It's not bullsh*t. It's bullsh*t in your world, but in my world it's f*cking...
It's bullsh*t. Nah, it's bullsh*t.
Shut the f*ck up. What you've been ranting on about, right, is bullsh*t to me.
If you think rock'n'roll is... if you think rock'n'roll...if you think rock'n'roll is getting arrested and all that...
Rock'n'roll is about being yourself.
No it's not...
And I went on that f*ckin' boat, I had a drink, I had too much beer and I got in a fight and that was it.
Rock'n'roll is about music. Music. Music. Music. It's not about you, it's not about me, it's not about Oasis. It's about the songs.
No it isn't. No it isn't. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
It's not, it's not about you.
What the f*ck were the Pistols, then?
Who's talking about the Sex Pistols?
They were the best' rock'n'roll band that ever f*ckin’ came out. Or one of 'em...one of 'em, mate...one of 'em.
They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. They made one album.
Would the Stones have done anything without getting arrested and getting people's backs up?
No, would they f*ck! No, that's why they were so good! That's why they were so good!
Of course they were good. What? Coz they got arrested! Because the Rolling Stones got arrested they were a great rock'n'roll band?
No...No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
f*ck off! Bullsh*t! Bullsh*t!
No, but they had..but they had summat else there.
They had what? An edge? Is that what you're saying? An edge?
No, they had a life, you di*khead. They had a life, man...
We've got a life! We've got a life!
Not if you start going on like that.
Right, but do you think it's cool...
Do you want to walk around like that? Like that?
No, not at all.
And get on your stage and go likethat, and you sit, and you go...
Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is you think...
You get into situations...
No...you think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry, and it's not.
I don't think it's rock'n' roll.
You f*cking...that was your quote, you prick! That was your quote.
No it weren't. No it weren't. No it weren't. No...
It's rock'n'rooooooool! It's rock'n'rooool! That's what you said!
I was laughing about it.
No you weren't.
'Cause everyone was getting hung up about it, going on like some Japanese f*cker or some prick from Sony, right, who wants to come & f*ckin' see us, right, and they've got a flight out there, right, and that Marcus was going on to me going, "What do you think about that, then" and I'm saying what do you mean what do I think. I think f*ck all about you...they mean f*ck all to me, you know, I don't even know him. Right, and if they f*cking are flying out there, they're gonna it back on whatever the f*ck..that's f*ck all, that bullsh*t
Right, but what I'm saying to you...
And I just said f*ck it, it happened.
Nah...
And as far as I'm concerned, I was, I'm into it.
What I'm saying to you is...
Now I'm out of that cell and I f*ckin' got out of that p*ss bucket, and I laugh about it and I think, yeah, f*ckin' good, man. It happened, right. It happened. That was reality, mate. It happened.
Bollocks, man! Oasis...Oasis, right, is not... We're not a bunch of boxers, are we? Right, so Oasis...
But Oasis is seen as being a band who's similar to the Rolling Stones & the Pistols and the like....
Music! Music!
And that's where you want to be, that's where you want to be...
Let me tell you, and I'll see what you think of this. Musically, no, the reason people are writing about you I'd say musically it's about 70% of it. The other 30%, the reason that you get in the press and the people go, f*ckin', and looking at you and all that is coz you do seem like a band that wherever they go summat's going to happen.
And that's good. That is good.
That's fine...that's fine.
I went, I went, uh, to do a video a King's Cross Station, yeah. I went out to the f*cking shop to buy a paper, yeah, while I was there I had makeup on and f*cking everthing ready to do the video shoot and you know ten minutes later, some crazy crackhead f*cking bird...some woman called Pauline going, "Look man, look, they're f*cking..." coz they're talking bullsh*t, and getting me hotter....and that was it, it's a situation... that just arose
Right. Right. Fine, that's...
That is life.
Right. What I f*cking say to that is, what I say to that is situations like that have been happening to me & him before we were in a band.
Therefore, why should it all change? Why should... I get in situations all the time...
Shut up. Shut up. He's just said, he's just said 70%...
Therefore, I've got a life outside the band, the band is not a rule book for my life.
Right. The band is about f*ckin' music. Right. It's not about getting thrown off f*ckin ferries, or about...
I never said that.
Why don't you go downstairs and smash the bar up and say you're the singer of Oasis?
'Cause I don't want to. If I did, if I was gonna go down & smash the bar up, I'd do and there's nothing would stop me.
Then why don't you go and make a scene, then?
'Cause I'm not in that...I'm f*cking...you know what I mean?
You're not...you're not...
Alright, alright, I'll be back in a minute, I'll be back in a minute, right? Just so you know, and I'll smash the bar up, and I'll be back in a minute
Right. Why don't you do a Keith Richards and throw the, throw the TV out the window! Throw the TV out the window!
'Cause I'm not Keith Richards. I don't want to do that. If I wanted to do it, I'd just go like that and do it, and do it. But I don't want to do that. I'm not about that.
What are you about? What are you about?
I'm about being...I'm about going down the f*ckin'...I'm about...That's what I'm about.
Right. That's what you're about. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But I'm talking about f*ckin'....Eeyare, I'm talking about our band here. hey, yo, I'm talking about our band.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
No you're not. You're talking about you. You're talking about you, right. I'm talking about our band...our band. Our band is about tunes.
Yeah, I know. Don't...don't think I'm stupid. Don't talk to me like I'm..
He's just said, seventy, 70% of what people are writing about is the music. Right. I'll take the 70%. The 30%, you can go and f*ckin' blow it.
Sit down, man. Sit down, 'cause you're getting into a state. You're building yourself into a state. You've had too many G&Ts. Sit the f*ck down.
No, no, no, I’m not. See, you're not a spokesman for the band.
I’m nah - are you? Are you?
Yeah. I am. Yeah. I am.
You might be in your little world, but as far as I'm concerned, if you think what I'm saying is bullsh*t, I think what you're saying is f*ckin' bullsh*t, man.
Right. Well, fine. Right. Well, fine. You don't speak for the band.
You don't speak for the band.
I do speak for the band.
You do, yeah, because you f*ckin', yeah... I f*cking speak for the band, I'm speaking now for the band. And I'm into it. I'm into all that f*ckin' sh*t.
Yeah, you are. You are.
Yeah, I'm into it. He's teetotal. He's a f*ckin' priest. He was born to be a priest.
No, listen. Listen. Listen. No, no, yeah, whoa, whoa,yeah. The difference is, I don't get caught.
Right.
Right. I don't get caught.
But I have to admit that I was f*ckin'...
Right. That's all I have to say....I don't get caught.
So what you're trying to say, right, what you're trying to say, you're trying to say, right, that I'm out in a pub, yeah, I have a few beers, yeah, a situation arises, and I'm supposed to go like that?
What pub, where?
Anywhere, anywhere! The boat, the boat, the boat, the boat is the same thing. Noel: It isn't! 'Cause you're with Oasis! You're with the band!
Nah, nah, nah. There's no rules. Why don't you show me the rule book, then...'causeif you've got a rule book, what you're saying is complete and utter f*ckin'...
I haven't got a rule book. I'm not saying there's any rules. I'm saying you're proud of the fact, you're proud of the fact. Why?
'Cause it happened. I'm not proud...no, I'm not...If it didn't happen, if it didn't hapen, we wouldn't have been asked. Yeah, I won't be going...I won't be going...no, I don't go out to f*cking' get a vibe and that to go "Yeah, yeah..."
You do! You do! You do, you walk into hotel f*ckin' foyers and you get everybody at it and you go "Pssst", knocking on people's doors and go "whey", f*ckin'...
I'm having the crack.
Right. Yeah. You're proud of the fact.
And it's not doing anyone any harm. It's not doing anyone any harm. That's me. John Lennon used to f*ckin' burn about doing little mad things, and that...
Do you know John Lennon?
Do you know him?
I don't, but do you?
Yeah.
Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
No. About f*ckin' thousand and five f*ckin' one.
You're 22.
No, I'm 21.
Right. And remember, I watched you being born...
Right.
And I don't even know John Lennon.
Right.
Right, then, so shut the f*ck up about knowing John Lennon...so what are you trying to say, then?
What I'm saying's that you're not rock 'n' roll. You want to be teetotal and walk around and go like that?
I think you're missing the point. Liam: No, you're missing the point.
Then why did he put the references to white lines in Cigarettes & Alcohol?
Exactly, why, why, didn't you, why, why...
That is, that's a part...that's not being bad, that's a part of life. That is a part of f*ckin' life, we all snort white lines every day.
Exactly. and we all get into trouble now & again, we all have little fights...
No we don't. We don't all get into trouble.
But I do. You want to be, you want to be..
Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Let's talk about music!
You want to be, you want to be, you want to be Keith Richards. You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.
Let's talk about music. Let's not talk about you being a hard guy. Let's talk about music. Let's talk about music! Let's not talk about you being an 'ard guy, let’s talk about music, let’s not talk about you being an ‘ard man, let's talk about music.
You're getting hung up about...you're getting hung up about a situation that occured on a boat!
Let's go back to where we were before, when you said...that people saying "I go on Oasis' bus and you can't move for drugs and all that, and they're f*ckin’ up all night..." You're up for that? You're up for that? That's the side that you will go..
Right. People are sat, right, in England, right now, in flats across this country, whether it be Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham, London, Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield...in rooms like this. And they've all got their drugs out. that's no f*cking...that is no big...that is a part of life.
Exactly. So shut the f*ck up, man!
I'm not talking about that!
Shut the f*ck up, man, you're just contradicting yourself.. You've had too many f*ckin’ drinks, right.
I’m not, I’m not, I’m not..
The thing is, I don't want to be classed- I don't want to go on about how I'm this, how I'm a hard f*cker, and I'm this- I'm in this band to make f*cking music, but that thing will come along with it. It always does.
The Who hated each other and all
Yeah, well I hate this bast*rd
Is that important to you? Is that what fires this band up?
Yeah. That's what it's all about. That's why we'll be the best band in the world, because I f*ckin' hate that twat there.
The same goes for you
The Who used to go on about how much they f*ckin' hated eachother.
Yeah, well I f*ckin' hate him. And I hope one day there's a release where I can smash f*ck out of him, with a f*ckin' Rickenbacker, right on his nose, and then he does the same to me, 'cause I think that we're stepping right up to it now. There's a f*ckin' line there and we're right on the edge of it.
How often do you have arguments like this?
Every f*ckin'...every day. Every day. Every time..
Hourly
Yeah.
Hourly
And how do you manage to go on stage with each other?
I f*ck him off.
Do you argue immediately before you...do you argue immediately before you...
I've got a mic stand, I've got a mic stand, yeah. And I've got a mic stand, right, and that's what I'm about, right, what I'm into. I'm not going to f*ck off because he thinks my views are f*cking too outrageous or whatever. I've got my f*ckin' vibe, and Igo to that mike stand, and I do my business. He stands f*ckin' in his f*ckin' corner, he does, he does his little riffs and his little dance - let him do that. McGuigan does his f*ckin' bit, I'll do my bit, the drummer does their bit. And that's what it's all about. Five people, not one.
Do you have any recurring dreams?
Yeah. Just the one. When I take over the band...