[Verse 1]
I don't feel pretty
This food is sh*tty
This traffic sucks
It makes me dizzy
You said you'd call me
You kept me waiting
Next thing, you want me
I'm sick of dating
Yeah
Oh, yeah
[Pre-Chorus 1]
See, nobody understands me quite like Elvis do
So I pray to Madonna 'cause she gets my groove
I've had a bad day
I'm in a bad mood
[Chorus]
I turn up the music so loud and I yell
The neighbors below me can just go to hell
They hit me with that broom-broom tap-tap
I hit 'em with a boom-boom back, oh well
I'm exercising my right to feel sorry for myself
[Verse 2]
I can't stay focused
Adderall broken
Texting my therapist
She text back, she like, "who this?"
My thoughts are crazy
I can't control 'em
Sympathize, but leave me alone
I just wanna break my cell phone
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Nobody understand me quite like Dolly do
So I pray to Nirvana so I don't fight these fools
I've had a bad day
I'm in a bad mood
[Chorus]
I turn up the music so loud and I yell
The neighbors below me can just go to hell
They hit me with that broom-broom tap-tap
I hit 'em with a boom-boom back, oh well
I'm exercising my right to feel sorry for myself
[Bridge]
It's my party, I'll cry if I want
I know I'll survive like Aretha's legend
Maybe I'm dramatic when I block you
Or maybe I just need a little extra attention
[Chorus]
I turn up the music so loud and I yell
The neighbors below me can just go to hell
They hit me with that broom-broom tap-tap
I hit 'em with a boom-boom back, oh well
I'm exercising my right to feel sorry for myself
[Outro]
Exercising my right to feel sorry for myself
Exercising my right to feel sorry for myself