I Wish I Had Fangs and a Tail lyrics

[Verse 1]
I wish I had fangs and a tail
And a sex neither female nor male
More arms with more digits
All fitted with widgets
And a power, somehow, to change scale

[Verse 2]
I wish I could dig like the moles
And have fur to survive at the poles
I wish I had cash
And a dashing mustache
Then I could accomplish my goals