Sell Out Records (Skit) lyrics

[The Zombies]
It's the time of the season for loving

[Logic]
Hello?

[Marty Randolph]
Yes, hi, is this Logic?

[Logic]
Yeah. This is-this is Logic. What's up?

[Marty Randolph]
Hi, Logic. How're ya doin'? This is Marty Randolph, big-time, big-wig, record-executive, super-white-guy afficionado, and I just, uh, wanna talk to you about a couple things

[Logic]
Alright man, what's thi— wha— I mean, what's this-what is this regarding exactly?

[Marty Randolph]
Basically, what we wanna do is we wanna take Logic, we wanna take everything about you, and we wanna take it and we wanna put it on a bigger level. How does that sound?

[Logic]
I mean, that-I mean, that sounds great, man! What do— what do you-what did you have in mind?

[Marty Randolph]
Basically, okay, you know everything that compiles you? The whole "Young Sinatra," smooth, intellectual lyrics, the realism of who you are and how you project that, everything that you do with your music?
[Logic]
Yeah, man, thanks. I'm-I'm glad you s-you really spotted that out

[Marty Randolph]
Well, basically, what we're gonna do is get rid of that, 'kay? And we wanna put you in the limelight with a bunch of b*tches and poppin' bottles 'cause nobody cares about that stuff

[Logic]
What?

[Marty Randolph]
Yeah, I know, right? It sounds amazing! Maybe you might be aware of, uh, some previous work that we've done. Uh, basically what we wanna do is have nobody remember you in five years

[Logic]
I don't know man. I really-I really don't know

[Marty Randolph]
Have you ever heard of Young Lollipop? Or, uh, Lil Chedda?

[Logic]
Nah, nah, man, I haven't heard

[Marty Randolph]
Exactly. That's the point!

[Logic]
Wait, where did you say you were callin' from again?
[Marty Randolph]
Oh, I'm just calling from, uh, *cough*, Sell Out Records

[Logic]
What?! Sell Out Records?

[Marty Randolph]
Yeah

[Logic]
Oh my God. Wait, like, sell out, like, y'all, like, sell out stadiums and stuff? Like—

[Marty Randolph]
Nah, man. Sell out, like, you, like, well, you know. You know. It is what it is, man. Illuminati

[Logic]
What? Illuminati?

[Satan]
Yes, Logic. It's your time now

[Logic]
*Laughs* Yo, man, who put you up to this? Lenbo?

[Satan]
No-no. I don't-I don't know who that— Look, look. Just sign with us
[Logic]
Nah, I'm straight, brah. *Hangs up*

[Satan]
Uh, hello? Hello? Damn it! He hung up. These rappers are usually the easiest ones to convert.