Eat your heart out, Johnny B
Apollo came down and was good to me
He set me on fire and sang me a tune
And he mixed up my mind like a crazy cartoon
And now I'm callin' the doctor
'Cause I'm ringing like a bell
And I play the guitar like a demon from Hell
'Cause I was once a normal kid
'Til the Devil came down and flipped my lid
He gave me a switchblade, he gave me a muse
And he vomited acid all over my shoes
And now I'm screaming and sinning
And I'm doing it well
And my head is a-spinning like a demon from Hell
Now I'm not normal and I can't understand
What it takes to be a normal man
I go so loco into the unknown
I'm a-screaming evil on your telephone
Yeah, I'm f*cking and sucking (?)
And I'm casting a spell
And I'm stabbing the pitchfork like a demon from Hell
Yeah, I'm callin' the doctor
'Cause I'm ringing like a bell
And I play the guitar like a demon from Hell