Flagrant Banter lyrics

I’m low-key hoppin’ like Stephen Hawking walked and, slowly burned calories, ate avocado toast that costs most of your salary

This female eats Greek or Caesar salad cause’ she got a gluten allergy

She said she likes small pipe in her snatch, left right, left right, B, A, left swipe that trap

“Hey, I want a threesome,” “Umm… eww. You’re just a half-sack, I don’t got the time for you,”

Uber on my smart-phone, smart-water for the dumb-b*tch with a bum-itch and a smart-daughter; said let's take a trip to Hooters, picked em’ up like a pooper scooper in the Uber

Naw we took the bus, but dumb one made a fuss cause’ I was manspreading my nuts. “Odd flex, but okay. Your place or my place?”

“You bigoted bast*rd! We hold you in contempt of blah blah blah blah blah, no respect,” she couldn’t even finish what she said, cause’ her daughter rode me no consent like a run-on sentence

Nah I joke none of this happened I’m like four. Y’all know me I just play my monochord, board, it’s a one or two by four. I dunno dimensions, the teachers teach the lessons, adolescents ask the questions. Mmm… anyway. I hope I get some clout, bounce on my di*k like a pogo stick and I’m out