Happy Holidays, You bast*rd lyrics
by jxdn
[Verse 1]
It's Christmas Eve, and I’ve only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin’ presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c*ck
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2]
It's Labor Day, and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hot dogs
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin’ hot dogs
And he sh*t, sh*t, sh*t his pants, he’s always f*ckin' sh*ttin’ his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c*ck
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again