Trampoline lyrics

[Intro]
Senpai Whack
Let's-a go

[Chorus]
I just flipped off a trampoline
Hit my head on the pole, you heard bing
Got kicked off stage, I tried to sing
Hey, hold up, wait, wait, wait, we're the football team
I thought I was the Grinch, so I painted myself green
The barber said zzz, no, not again
Why you f*cked my head up, no
This is the sound of me smacking the floor

[Verse 1]
Got hit in the head with a door, ah
Hey, why you, uh, bad on the floor?
They thought I was a monkey like Curious George
This is the sound of a bag that I got from the store
My door kinda squeaky
Went to the store and I bought me a twinkie
Skrr, aah, ah, ah (Lebron James), alala-lala

[Chorus]
I just flipped off a trampoline
Hit my head on the pole, you heard bing
Got kicked off stage, I tried to sing
Hey, hold up, wait, wait, wait, we're the football team
I thought I was the Grinch, so I painted myself green
The barber said zzz, no, not again
Why you f*cked my head up, no
This is the sound of me smacking the floor
[Outro]
A, kondo mo sugoi
Mario Grand Prix