This Song is Worse lyrics

Once upon a time, if you wanted to get signed
You had to write good songs and kill it live
Open 12 riff into a breakdown, two measures fast
And then lets go into a beatdown

You gotta full sleeve? You can kinda sing?
You're gonna be a f*cking rockstar!
This song took a half an hour to write
A lot of my own bands music f*cking sucks
Wife beater was embarrassing
My voice sounded like a mouth full of c*cks

Look at how fast my hands are moving
I can play the intro to District of Misery by Oceano

(Incoherent gutturals)
I didn't say an actual word in that last f*cking part BLEGH
Here's some lyrics to fill this part cus I'm too f*cking lazy to write
The word "brutal" sucks, how can you call this music?
Chug

I wrote this part cus I wanted it to be close to 3 minutes long, and obviously I have to replay the intro riff

Yeah all the kids are loving it
You've never heard a riff like this before, no
You signed a contract for f*cking 12% royalties and you're stoked to hit the road
"Absolutepunk hates me but I still read their website, sometimes"