Stained Couch lyrics

[Verse]
I feel like I'm Pac-Man back in 2011 (Woah)
Fat hustling young n*gga, I was servin' out that pressure (Yellow)
My uncle stole my sack and told my momma I was sellin' (f*ck)
Fifteen years since I seen him, if I catch him, I'ma stretch him (Boom)
My label playin' games, got a fat n*gga stressin'
So I'm back to sellin' dope, I'ma get this sh*t however (Huh?)
Deleted my Instagram so it's motherf*ck Meta (f*ck 'em)
Side b*tch askin' for money, b*tch p*ssed 'cause I can't help her (Ha!)
Ran out of Quagen, so I'm back to sippin' PAI
Servin' lanes while I drive (Drive), police stopped me on the ride (Ridе)
He don't know a n*gga high (High), dummy think it's DUI (Yeah)
Told his ass I was hungry, I was reaching for somе fries (Munchies)
Big, fat, and sharp, hoe just call me porcupine (Huh)
Lil' b*tch got that WAP, when she come through it's snorkel time
Five turn into twenty when you cross that border line
I slapped my granny 'cause she cook greens and she put some pork in mine (Granny)
That n*gga Vellie in there sleep, that's Santa Monica on the beach (Huh)
I told that b*tch I was faithful, I be lying through my teeth (Woo)
I don't like all that slob, b*tch you better suck it neat
She want a thousand for that coochie, she better off drinking bleach
If you touch my n*gga's jewelry, you hear them shots ring out (Boom)
My brother used to be my sister, she got a ding-a-ling now (Facts)
Turned my hard-top to a drop-top, n*gga blew the brains out (Boom)
She came over here on her period, now I got a stained couch (f*ck)
Hold on man, you say what? If it ain't 'bout money, I'm in the cut
My b*tch love when we cuddle, I put my belly on her butt
Lunch Crew, motherf*cker, you wanna come and eat some lunch?
Tryna get my dawg an M, he wanna lay up with a sl*t (Facts)
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, take a break
After I f*ck, I disappear, 'cause this b*tch made me wait
Textin' me, tellin' me I'm weird, 'cause I didn't wanna pay the play
b*tch your booty crack was hairy, b*tch look like a baby ate
[Outro]
The Lunch Crew Company