a mattress is a man’s best friend lyrics

[Intro]
I picked my poison when I found you, found you
Now we have something, but I have to
Let you go, let you go, let you go

[Verse 1]
I don't wanna tell you what to do, I'm not that guy
But I was hoping when we spoke, it'd be more, more civilized
I'm not asking for the suit and tie, I'm asking for some of your time
I was hoping you would realize, you'd see the signs
It's you and I, not you and him, it's always us, it's never them
I wish that you could read my mind so you could see how I pretend
How I pretend, how I pretend, how I pretend

[Pre-Chorus]
I picked my poison when I found you

[Chorus]
And I'm starting to wish that I hadn't
I'm starting to wish that my mattress
It wasn't so firm
And you were never quite her

[Post-Chorus]
And you were never quite her
And you were never quite her
[Open Verse]

[Pre-Chorus]
I picked my poison when I found you

[Chorus]
And I'm starting to wish that I hadn't
I'm starting to wish that my mattress
It wasn't so firm
And you were never quite her

[Outro]
And we were never quite all this or all that, or anything
My whores are outsourced for many things
I'm all yours, if "I'm yours" means anything
I f*ckin' wish that my mattress wasn't so stiff