crying like a b*tch lyrics

[Intro: Phil Elverum]
There's no end

[Verse: glaive]
I want a tattoo, a haircut, a car, and a dog
I want my mom to retire if she wants to at all
So she'll spend her days just pottering about
Hope she's proud of her son, even when he's not around
I want my school friends to miss me as much as one can
Man, I acted like a prick and didn't give them a chance
I want my hometown to forgive me for making those songs
I was mad at myself, thought that I was mad at y'all
I want my grandma to remember but she never will
Dementia's a b*tch, but it's just part of the deal
I want to thank my grandpa, you're one hell of a man
I would give you everything if it was all that I had
I want my father to know that I love you like sh*t
Every time that I miss you, I cry like a b*tch
I cry like a b*tch, I cry like a
I cry like a b*tch, I cry like a b*tch, man, f*ck