RANDOM f*ckING FREESTYLE (#5) lyrics

[Intro]
My buddy (My buddy)
My buddy (My buddy)
Wherever I go, (I finally got some fluid in my system, my di*k no longer hurts) he goes
My buddy (My buddy)
My buddy (My buddy)
My buddy and me

[Verse]
Tell me why my di*k itches every time I drink a Gatorade
Tell me why I got to go to every LGBT parade
Tell me why I got to be so flaunting how I'm gay
Tell me why I get so many questions every day
"Are you a faggot?"
"Are you a maggot
In P.E. when you get to talk to the teacher?"
No, actually
No, I'm being deadass
I'm not even rapping anymore, I'm just bеing serious
I'm being so f*cking serious with you
Anyway, lеt me get back into what I was saying
I'm just blazing
I'm just blazing
Through all this mo'f*ckin' hatred and hating
I'm just gonna leave this here
Oh, wait a minute, that's a dildo 'cause I'm a queer
I am the new Tyler, Creator
Except for the fact that I can't rap
I am the best, I am the best, I am the best, I am the best
I am the best, I am the best, we are the best, we are the best
DJ Khaled has man breasts
And now I wanna go ahead and see what's left
Of him after I'm done
Even though I can't freestyle about any thing or son
What the--
What the f*ck did that mean?
Come here DJ Khaled
I wanna show you something
It's my gun
I'm gonna shoot you in your f*cking tum-tum
You f*cking Dum-Dum
You big bully b*tch
You think you're f*cking good as sh*t; you probably got a ghost writer or something
At least I'm being honest that I can't f*cking freestyle and that I'm ass at it
I'm not even talking anymore, I'm just f*ckin'...
Rapping on beat and not rhyming
Never mind, I'm not on beat anymore
I should prolly get back into it
Because I am the motha'f*ckin' stupidest
Rapper in this industry because I am looking at him like he's a baby
He is a baby, he is a baby
There is nobody in the Earth that can save me
I don't want to hear anything except for Playboi Carti is my f*cking baby
That is not what I meant to say
I mixed up my words and now I sound even more f*cking gay
Oh my God, oh my God, if only someone could hear this
If only my dad wasn't next to me, I would say something like I'm fearless
Of everything, but he f*cking scares me
[Outro]
That sh*t was hot ass, that sh*t was hot ass
Husky screwdriver
Tile floor
My feet itch, my c*ck burns, my balls are on fire
Jesus