Subie Guy lyrics

This Subaru I hopped in from '85
Has me pushing pedal to its metal like I'm bound to die
It might just be slow as sh*t and as fast as a b*tch
But you don't need a fast car to end up in a ditch
Blue interior to match my blue raspberry ice
I got white up on my seat like a head that's full of lice
Plaid pattern, sad saturn, ring around me 'cause I'm married
But I drive Subie, no Saturn, so I find mi novio scary (Faggot!)