sh*tman Anthem lyrics

[Chorus]
I wanna watch ya poo 'cause it looks like me
Self-portrait in the loo, but don't mix me with wee
I wanna watch ya poo 'cause it looks like me
Self-portrait in the loo, but don't mix me with wee

[Verse 1]
I could throw you in a toilet, f*ckin' sh*t on your balls
With my c*ck in your ass while you're eatin' my poo
You won't come up for air 'cause you wanna die in sh*t
From the hemorrhoids, I gave ya the first time we f*cked
With splintered wood, covered in poo and all the diseases I got
You wanna end it now but I wanna make you high
On the verge of death, but I keep you alive
'Cause your ass means more to me than your f*ckin' life
Then I watch ya blood flow from ya f*ckin' anus
Mixed with my sh*t in the toilet water
I won't c*m 'till you swallow some of ya bloody sh*t
And put a knife in ya heart when the meat is tight
Lubricate it with poo and f*ckin' pound you all night

[Chorus]
I wanna watch ya poo 'cause it looks like me
Self-portrait in the loo, but don't mix me with wee
I wanna watch ya poo 'cause it looks like me
Self-portrait in the loo, but don't mix me with wee
[Verse 2]
You wanna go out for coffee and go shoppin' at the mall
You wanna watch the telly while I'm scratchin' my balls
You wanna go out to party 'cause of school holidays
You wanna go for bushwalks, you wanna have sex
But I don't give a f*ck
Take ya f*ckin' panties off and sh*t on the floor
Rub it into ya twats and I'll grumble for more
You haven't seen sh*t until you've seen my face
Stuck inside ya bum, we'll nail ya di*k to the wall
sh*t, c*m on ya mum, and your daddy too
Won't be helping you, when he's filled with poo
Ecstatic pain vibrator like a 20-ton truck
Speeding down the bush track in ya dirty dry c*nt
I won't put on that brace 'cos you have been lubed up
I'll leave that to [?] stuck up his butt

[Chorus]
I wanna watch ya poo 'cause it looks like me
Self-portrait in the loo, but don't mix me with wee
I wanna watch ya poo 'cause it looks like me
Self-portrait in the loo, but don't mix me with wee

[Outro: MC sh*tman]
I've got one thing to say to all of you n*ggers
Don't taste my sh*t if you can't swallow it
MC sh*tman in the house, you f*cking c*nts!
Tossers! I'm the f*cking king of the sh*t!