Meat Beater lyrics
by Grieves
Clocking out the night-shift, hopping on the 5-bus home
Trickle city dripping down on me, i mind my own
For the most part, normally i ride with ease
But there's a situation brewing in the far backseat
I should have seen it, nippling on my nerves like a rattlesnake
Standing in the aisle screaming: I JUST WANNA MASTURBATE!
sh*t, why's it gotta be like this? Why's it my luck to turn around and see this sh*t?
Public transit now feels like a rape-van
Stuck in a two dollar circus with a naked man
I pull the cord-driver i just wanna get out
And no need for alarm, but this dude has got his di*k out
And he's about to flip out, can't you hear him screaming?
Open up the doors, before we all gets hit with semen!
This is not my evening, and i ain't playing games
So hit the f*cking brakes before i punch him in the face!
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I should have bought a car, i could have rode a bike
I would have f*cking walked if i knew what it was like
Now i'm gonna have to fight this motherf*cker, kick him in the pearls
And plus he keeps calling me a girl
I thought he was a girl! i thought he was a dyke!
I wouldn't try to f*ck if i knew he was a guy!
Now he's tryna fight me, but he'll back off
Cause even if he strikes me, I'll still jack off!
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(Ya ain't scaring this white boy!)
I'm on a bus! (on a bus!) On a bus! (on a bus!)
And i ain't f*cking leaving 'till i c*m!
This skinny little hipster-chick, ended on the front
And strutted to the back like an overused-sl*t
I can tell what she wants, i'm looking at her lip-ring
She's glancing at my pants, looking for my big thing
Has tattoos[???] - So i whip it out, im tryna get slob
I wanna get off! Baby's got from afraid to meaner
Kinda looks like a lesbian version of Justin Bieber
I catch her eyes, shes looking at me
I say: What's your name girl, she says back: GRIEVES!
Her voice was deep! I'm thinking what the f*ck!?
People always tryna trick me when im riding the bus
This dude is tryna throw a punch while im rubbing my nuts
If he had keeped his mouth shut, i probably could have finihsed up
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I should have bought a car, i could have rode a bike
I would have f*cking walked if i knew what it was like
Now i'm gonna have to fight this motherf*cker, kick him in the pearls
And plus he keeps calling me a girl
I thought he was a girl! i thought he was a dyke!
I wouldn't try to f*ck if i knew he was a guy!
Now he's tryna fight me, but he'll back off
Cause even if he strikes me, I'll still jack off!
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(Oh no here he comes, If it's boys he'll still jack off)
(Watch out for his c*m, He's a meat beater - a meat beater)
(Oh no here he comes, If it's boys he'll still jack off)
(Watch out for his c*m, He's a meat beater - a meat beater)