sh*t Boat (No Fans) lyrics

[Chorus]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of di*ks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of di*ks
Your sh*tty wee boat is a f*cking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of di*ks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of di*ks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a sh*t on your f*cking lawn

[Verse]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of di*ks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of di*ks
Your poop deck is a sh*thole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of di*ks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of di*ks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks

[Chorus]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of di*ks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of di*ks
Your sh*tty wee boat is a f*cking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of di*ks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of di*ks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a sh*t on your f*cking lawn