Stingy di*k lyrics

[Verse 1: Julius]
Now when I throw my di*k, it's always on target
In other words baby, not errybody can catch it
Yo, I'm an investor, my di*k is stock
Better make my stock rise, don't worry about my investment
Slob on my knob, my knob is a snob
My di*k stay stuck up, b*tch wait, shut up
Even if she's ballin', I'm playing the field
I still walk pass that land mine, pimp game, n*gga
Listen, when it comes to them sl*ts, I be selective
Not a single one of these c*nts give me erection
But never get it twisted, my di*k is the president of pimpin'
And I think that it's up for re-election (f*ck, gimme a second)
It's true, and the fact my girl's look is nuts, get two in the sack
But if she wanna see me at nights like Keith Olbermann
f*ck up-to-par, she better be over it

[Hook: Julius]
I got that stingy di*k, I got that stingy di*k
I wouldn't touch it with a pole, on some ten feet sh*t
f*ck a nickel, f*ck a dime, I need a 10-piece chick
Better be fly if I hit the chick
I got that, got that, got that stingy di*k
I got that, got that, got that stingy di*k
I got that, got that, I got that stingy di*k
I don't walk around f*ckin' any chicken
[Verse 2: Demetrius]
Okay, most n*ggas think all thick broads are bad
Even if the b*tch looks like Rick Ross in drag
But not me, I don't care if this broad got ass
I'll stiff arm her fast, leave her p*ssed off and mad
I got that, got that stingy di*k; I got that, got that stingy di*k
My b*tch is skinny thick, that's slim with plenty of hips
A 50 cent piece, pretty sh*t, ya got that?
Could care less what the b*tch size is
Long as the b*tch sexy as Skin Diamond
Y'all n*ggas might catch me sexin' it from behind
When I grind it, call it the 'naked Heimlich'
This is how I rate a bad chick
You can't just have a pretty face then that's it
I'll look a bad b*tch in her green eyes and tell her
Her feet ain't pretty, so you ain't a bad b*tch

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Dice]
Aight, hold up n*gga
You ain't trynna go and hit that ho up, n*gga?
(Naw I'm good)
You better pour up n*gga
Then I guarantee you, you gon' hit that ho up n*gga
(Man, I'm straight)
[Verse 4: Kenny]
You better hit that stripper
You mean to tell me you ain't trynna hit that, n*gga?
(Hell naw)
Man I don't get that n*gga
Old high-standard-having-stingy-di*k ass n*gga

[Hook]