One Night Stan lyrics

[Intro]
Uber for Deebo
OK yeah that's me
Hey y'all the uber truck here man come on let's go
Hey man quit f*cking with them b*tches let's go man
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She crazy!
Who is this texting me man
God damn and it's the same sh*t she been texting all day bro
She crazy!
Oh for real like, like a stalker chick man, like what she sayin
My n*gga! let me read it to you bro

[Verse 1: Horseshoe G.A.N.G]
She said, hey big head how you been? it's been a cool minute I ain't seen you since 10
This morning when you jumped up out my bed i had to check on you and make sure you wasn't dead
Laugh out loud, haha, laughing emoji
Let me feed you, you have to get hungry
I can bring you a casserole or some maceroni
I already know where you live, Altantic ave in Longbeach
I heard you say that in a song so I drove by
I had my home girl with me that b*tch a whole spy
I told my moms about you but nothing too crazy
But she did say she bet we have some cute babies
When i saw you it was love at first sight
Even though i just met you and we f*cked the first night
So please text me back i've got some tea i wanna tell you though
Oh hell no, she helico, i'm trying to tell you bro
[Chorus: Demetrius]
She crazy!
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She crazy!

[Verse 2: Horseshoe G.A.N.G]
Yeah she do sound crazy from what you saying bro
But what you scared n*gga you bought to be laying low
She still texting me right now, nah you playin bro
My n*gga read for yourself and se what she saying though
She said, I hope you don't just think I'm a fan
And I know you on your phone I seen you on instagram
I just read your comment under Rhianna's picture fam
Then you told Ashanti that she look hella thicc with yams
Damn, I ain't mad but I just text you
I'm about to get a tattoo of your name on my neck too
Imma put next to my ex who i have a x through
I just want you to know that you special
My signs match areis and saggiterius
My father's a preacher so I can get my dad to marry us
What the f*ck is this, what the f*ck I miss
It's some other sh*t, but god dammit that's hillarious

[Chorus: Demetrius]
She crazy!
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She crazy!
[Verse 3: Horseshoe G.A.N.G]
The f*ck y'all talking about a fan and sh*t
Yeah Deebo smashed and dipped, now she mad as sh*t
That ain't sh*t I had this one chick who tried to scrap my b*tch
Nah Kenny you need to read this there's some savage sh*t
All right let me see what she said, god damn she p*ssed
She said she gon' slash her wrists like a masochist if you don't answer this time
I was gonna plan a trip like a vacation but now i just planned the trip
You can't make empty promises when we under cover
I've been following you I've been undercover
I saw you come out that f*cking club with your f*cking brothers
You think I didn't poke no holes in that f*cking rubber
We gonna be a family n*gga whether you like it or not
I might beat myself up and go right to the cops and tell them that you did it
Damn she sick in the head
Ay, do me a favour and screenshot that last sh*t that she said

[Chorus: Demetrius]
She crazy!
...
She crazy!

[Outro]
You guys good back there?
Yeah my bad driver it's just this crazy girl keep texting me and sh*t my bad
That was me motherf*cker! If I can't have you nobody can